when i was younger i didn’t understand about the solar system and i thought that earth was the solar system so i kept asking my brother ‘you know there are planets called pluto and saturn and stuff what’s our planet called?’ and my brother would be like ‘earth’ and i’ll be like ‘no! our planet! i know we’re in earth but what’s our planet called?’ And he got so frustrated in trying to explain it to me that he put his hands up in surrender and walked out of the room mumbling to himself ‘my sister is a dumbass’
So today, I was walking to my bus stop and there was this car that was about to pass me and when it did past me this guy at the back was screaming “You fucking Paki cunt, go back to your country” as he threw a phone charger at me. It hit my chest but it didn’t hurt that much. I just carried on walking. Then one the guys go out the car and kept screaming “Come back here you Paki cunt and face me you fucking shit” I just kept going and ignored them. As I reached my bus stop, I turned around and they were driving away. My mom came to the bus stop and just told her everything that happened and she tells me “It’s true, you look like a Paki. It’s your fault that just happened. When you were younger you didn’t look like a Paki” I flipped and started screaming at her at the fact that I can’t help what I look like, I’m sorry that I don’t look like my ethnicity (Filipino) any more. I don’t understand why just because I look like something I can’t change means I had to get a charger thrown at me. I don’t know what I (or ‘Pakis’) have done but I don’t deserve to be thrown things at. The fact that my own mother said that it was my fault just grips my shit. This is the first time that I actually wanted to die because I have just realized that racists will do whatever even though they got it wrong.
Okay guys since it’s april fools, i’m thinking of pranking my boyfriend but since i can’t see him due to the fact he’s grounded and the only way i can contact him is facebook, i’m thinking of sending him this:
I can’t say that! e-dump nya ako straight away AND I KNOW HE WILL! I swear though it wasnt my fault! and WHAT?! you cant say much but you know it wasnt my fault. I was drunk! No offence but you knew how bad i get when i’m drunk and you didn’t even try stopping me tapos alam mo na i have boyfriend! And you were sober as fuck. And no, i give him hints and shit but it’s only like ‘what would you do if i cheated on you?’ And he says that he’ll kill the man… Fuck. Why am i such an idiot. I’m actually crying right now. WHAT DO I DO please help me
Then i’m gonna keep sending him like pmg please dont read that and stuff
Some bits are in Tagalog to make it seem more believable because my boyfriend don’t speak it and the person i’m supposed to be “talking” to is my best friend who speaks tagalog
Let’s just hope this ends well, not me being dumped haha
What d’you think?
didn’t really go down well