Okay guys since it’s april fools, i’m thinking of pranking my boyfriend but since i can’t see him due to the fact he’s grounded and the only way i can contact him is facebook, i’m thinking of sending him this:
I can’t say that! e-dump nya ako straight away AND I KNOW HE WILL! I swear though it wasnt my fault! and WHAT?! you cant say much but you know it wasnt my fault. I was drunk! No offence but you knew how bad i get when i’m drunk and you didn’t even try stopping me tapos alam mo na i have boyfriend! And you were sober as fuck. And no, i give him hints and shit but it’s only like ‘what would you do if i cheated on you?’ And he says that he’ll kill the man… Fuck. Why am i such an idiot. I’m actually crying right now. WHAT DO I DO please help me
Then i’m gonna keep sending him like pmg please dont read that and stuff
Some bits are in Tagalog to make it seem more believable because my boyfriend don’t speak it and the person i’m supposed to be “talking” to is my best friend who speaks tagalog
Let’s just hope this ends well, not me being dumped haha
What d’you think?
didn’t really go down well
guys im a model