beautiful people smiling … hopefully You are beautiful. Don't you forget it 0‿0

Toot and Doot everybody. Got them today..

FUCKING CLOUDS

but first let me take a selfie

but first let me take a selfie

idk man does anyone else text their boss like this or

idk man does anyone else text their boss like this or

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EARLIER TODAY AT WORK I TRIED TO HIT A FLY WITH MY SHOE AND I THOUGHT I MISSED IT AND TWO MINUTES LATER MY COLLEAGUE SAID THAT THERE IS A FLY WALKING ON THE FRIDGE WITH ONLY ONE WING EVERYONE CALL ME JESUS

Guys it’s my blog’s birthday say happy birthday to my blog

Guys it’s my blog’s birthday say happy birthday to my blog

Me:i'm trying to lose weight
Friend:*hands me half her chocolate bar*

if you ever feel stupid just remember when i was forcing croissants in my mouth i forgot to take my finger out and i bit down my finger

story time children

one time in year 7 i asked my teacher what MILF meant it was very awkward and that is the story of how i knew what MILF meant

my friend screen shotted my post from 2011 and showed it to me i think im going to cry

my friend screen shotted my post from 2011 and showed it to me i think im going to cry

i got my mother to cut my hair today

i got my mother to cut my hair today

i decided to take a picture of how i look when i yawn

i decided to take a picture of how i look when i yawn

*dude comes in looks in the drinks fridge and walks back out then a minute later comes back in*
Him:how much are the bottles of pepsi
Me:95p
Him:*slowly takes out a bottle*
Him:*runs faster than usain bolt*
Me:*just stands there laughing at the fact that he ran so fast thinking i would catch him when there is a massive counter between us*