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narwhalmeg:

zombieinmybutt:

mcdammit:

Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm

Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in.

So basically what you’re saying is,
Even before i was born, I was using other bitches to do my work for me? 

pimp daddy sperm

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