scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
me in 60 years omg same SO MUCH SWAG She’s precious. i will be her. I want to be like her when I’m 60 :p 40 more years to go!
When I leave school early →
theannoyingskwid: Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
Tumblr famous: .
*gets 1000+ notes*
Me: *posts something worth reblogging*
*gets 1 note*
Normal teenage girl issues: My boyfriend just broke up with me and my best friend is a back stabber
My issues: I accidently reblogged something twice in a row and someone unfollowed me
cute boy: no
Tumblr isn't blocked on our school computers
Ugly hair + ugly face + ugly smile + ugly voice +...
That awkward moment when you're ugly.
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I hate it when my favourite song becomes famous...
rkimaya: I’m such a jealous bitch and I hate sharing stuff with people. THATS MY SONG OK. Why did you have to steal it and make it famous? I LOVED IT FIRST!
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
When you hear your sibling getting yelled at in...
When my ghetto songs come on.
Reblog if you do or have actually cried because of...