Clean guys are attractive.
wontbreakdownthesewalls: ihavetobeperfect99: It’s nice when a guy doesn’t smoke or drink. Also when they dress nice, and have good manners/don’t use bad language all the time. It’s hard to find guys like that nowadays though. THIS THIS.
The fastest way to tie a shoe.
totally-relatable: What.? Follow Totally-Relatable for the funniest and most relatable posts.
teacher: wikipedia is not a reliable site!!!!
That moment when you remember something funny you...
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When you're texting someone and they don't reply... →
ITS OKAY MAYBE THEY’RE JUST BUSY. THEY’LL GET BACK TO ME SOON. I HOPE. 30 minutes later… What the fuck are they doing. 4 hours later… THEY HATE ME OMG. Right before you’re about to sleep and they still haven’t responded
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
I like you.
Every time I get a new follower
I seriously need to remember that you can never...
If I ever find my celebrity crush's house →
GRAMMAR JOKES ARE AWESOME:
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
me: i'm so lonely i just want someone to talk at me
me: no not you
I haven’t ate anything since last year: I haven’t showered since last year: One hour ago seems just like last year: I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
Reblog if you're a 91-98 kid.
yeah. Anyone under 13 can GTFO.
Waiting 5 minutes to reply to a text so the other...
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
That moment when your homework's not on Google. →