December 2011
Clean guys are attractive.
wontbreakdownthesewalls:
ihavetobeperfect99:
It’s nice when a guy doesn’t smoke or drink. Also when they dress nice, and have good manners/don’t use bad language all the time. It’s hard to find guys like that nowadays though.
THIS
THIS.
The fastest way to tie a shoe.
totally-relatable:
What.?
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teacher: wikipedia is not a reliable site!!!!
me: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮
That moment when you remember something funny you...
thefaggotmonster:
You’re like:
And your friends are like:
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When you're texting someone and they don't reply... →
ITS OKAY MAYBE THEY’RE JUST BUSY. THEY’LL GET BACK TO ME SOON. I HOPE.
30 minutes later…
What the fuck are they doing.
4 hours later…
THEY HATE ME OMG.
Right before you’re about to sleep and they still haven’t responded
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
I like you.
Every time I get a new follower
lolsofunny:
I seriously need to remember that you can never...
If I ever find my celebrity crush's house →
GRAMMAR JOKES ARE AWESOME:
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
me: i'm so lonely i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
01/01/2012,12:01AM
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Reblog if you're a 91-98 kid.
yeah. Anyone under 13 can GTFO.
Waiting 5 minutes to reply to a text so the other...
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
That moment when your homework's not on Google. →
theannoyingskwid:
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