May 2013
is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection
buttlicked:
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
chxshire:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
CAN I FUCKING CRY I AM ON THE FLOOR WHEEZING THIS WAS MY BEYONCE MOMENT
maakara:
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fffcuk:
bettywhite4ever:
fffcuk:
it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
the post that ruined my life
greekgogurt:
please do not do the thing with the person i like i want to do the thing with them
The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right
basedgodniall:
when you spell restaurant right on the first try
queer-punk:
Don’t make jokes about rape
Don’t make jokes about cutting
Don’t make jokes about eating disorders
Don’t make jokes about suicide
Don’t make jokes about mental illness
It’s not funny
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
thebaronofthebells:
how many tumblr followers do you have mom
yeah that’s what i thought
greekyogart:
*gets tagged in a photo from 2007* *untags myself and reports the person who posted it*
itsmelisss:
so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline
and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:
karkat-van-buren:
a-kid-from-your-school:
Did you know on average the human body needs 8 positive touches a day to survive? This includes: hand shakes, a hand on the shoulder, a hug, a kiss. etc. So you people saying, people that are depressed are just upset because they don’t get attention, in a way, you’re right, when your body lacks positive touches it...
monilip:
karkats-left-eyeball:
whyaremyballssomadatmybutt:
egberts:
tumblr is giving me the option of following myself
do it
rip open a hole in spacetime
tardis-mind-palace:
getting-fit-staying-fab:
I really hate it when people say “Men shouldn’t call women fat” “Men shouldn’t abuse women” “Men shouldn’t rape women” “Men shouldn’t be sexist”
When really it should be “Nobody should call anybody fat” “Nobody should abuse anybody” “Nobody should rape anybody” “Nobody should be sexist”
Stop blaming men for everything
THANK YOU
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
lokisbluebox:
wands-could-be-a-bit-more-sonic:
jamjalex:
do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH
Twenty six isn’t that much either.
i tend to remind myself Hitler and his wife were like 20 years apart……
only people from this...
anusking:
hot things to say during sex:
Abraham Lincoln
meme harder
mitochondria
let’s watch icarly
why didn’t you reblog that post I made
WARMACHINEROX
easterberry-test:
fartgallery:
tugboatproceedless:
fartgallery:
is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked
*cough* now its your turn *cough*
taking off my glove flap
A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you…
a full glove.
poisonousjoy:
mpregasus:
mpregasus:
im cryign the lighting in my dads condo is rly weird and i jus tried one of the lights in a diff bathroom and it makes the toilet look rly dramatic help im lalughign
fixed it
What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he...
dobbyfredsirius:
drkarayua:
silent-renegade:
I strongly believe that man would actually start crying
Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day.
and only one fuck was given that day
everets:
I would love to get friendzoned because then I would have a friend
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
REBLOG IF YOU'RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .
14th2:
aiclan:
afrogay:
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
raynarvayezjr:
alphastridercest:
raynarvayezjr:
alphastridercest:
deer noises
gun shot noises
panicked deer noises
man yelling god dammit in the distance
lntelligent:
i wish self-hatred burned calories
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
gokartmozart:
holmeschapelharold:
gayforgerardway:
alexslutkarth:
if you are in a band and you need a merch girl i am available
if you are in a band and need a girl i am available
if you are in a band i am available
i am available
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
teawithaview:
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
bigrnac:
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
