beautiful people smiling … hopefully You are beautiful. Don't you forget it 0‿0

clelta:

IM GONNA GET SUPER HOT OVER THE SUMMER *eats a bag of doritos*

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princess3hunna:

*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*

(via slayyyyyyyyyyy)

Anonymous
how do you determine if someone is too old to date?

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime

(via branbuscus)

abrotion:

telapathetic:

abrotion:

telapathetic:

somebody make a wikipedia page for me

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U bitch

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(Source: telapathetic, via problomaticdolphins)

alt-j:

bisexual means u only have sex twice. in ur entire lifetime. 2

(via just-my-personality)

sh4ne:

weryoungforever:

hihowsyourlife:

clairesawyer:

life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logoimage

i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex

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no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)

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i like the google logo because it is colorful

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(Source: vanillish, via branbuscus)

phantomrose96:

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat, via shakinghandswithsatan)

landofstarsandrobots:


countries:

No shit Sherlock

in other breaking news, matches can cause fire

landofstarsandrobots:

countries:

No shit Sherlock

in other breaking news, matches can cause fire

(Source: oh-good-life, via swiftyouoffyourfeet13)

benedictcumbvrbatch:

see, there’s Benedict Cumberbatch

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then there’s beNediCT cUmbERbAtcH

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(via dimziedean)

bitchcoven:


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS GAGA YAAAAS WALK WALK FASHION SLAY ME, QUEEN!

bitchcoven:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS GAGA YAAAAS WALK WALK FASHION SLAY ME, QUEEN!

(Source: versaceslut, via mary-pop-lock-and-dropins)

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(via heyyousexypanda)

gaystripclub:

liulfrkeahi:

That’s not Tarzan’s pet, though… That’s his family. HE WAS RAISED BY THE APES.

technically tarzan was the pet

(Source: 394afterallthistime, via unrecognised-talent)